The Nobility of Motherhood


ffs why do you always start fighting over something when i’m reading

What I want to do:
Sit around on the couch, farting happily, and drinking more cider.

What I am going to do:
Go to the goddamned grocery store and buy a stupid ice cream cake.

Motherhood is nothing but sacrifice.

what is happening to me


Look at this gorgeous thing LOOK AT IT

I am falling in love with writing test cases.

Such artful precision! Such hope that I will be clear and thorough!

Writing test cases is the perfect job for a writer who sort of wishes she’d been a coder and who has a desperate need to be ENDLESSLY HELPFUL.

Like all love affairs, I am certain this one will last forever.