I have had random strangers scream lots of things out of their car windows at me over the years: “Get a car!” “Suck my dick!” and the tried-and-true: “LESBIANS!”
Today was a first: I was standing outside of the Episcopal Cathedral in Faribault, chatting with a coworker after our presentations, and a woman shrieked scornfully out of her window: “PRAISE THE LORD!”
After I finished laughing so hard I nearly peed, I decided it was vindication. I have been a little worried I am not dressing the part enough for my job. Apparently, I am dead-on.
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Next time, don’t forget to yell AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!
Kelly Barnhill is my favorite!
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