“Why do you keep hitting yourself with that hammer?”

Because it feels so good when I stop!

What this Minnesota winter does to you: I anxiously asked the guy in the market: “will the fish be okay in my trunk for a few hours?”

He laughed. “It’s below freezing out!” he said, and I didn’t believe him until I looked it up. I was certain it was at LEAST 40 degrees out. (It’s 20).