My parenting this morning:

arghhh-53210171572Put on your gi
Put on your gi
Put on your gi
Put on your gi
Put on your gi
Put on your gi
Put on your gi
Put on your gi
Get in the car
close the door
put on your seatbelt
put on your seatbelt
put on your seatbelt
please exit the vehicle
please exit the vehicle
goddamnit get out of the car
. . .
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi
Take off your gi

I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU TAKE OFF YOUR GI I AM NOT KIDDING I WILL BE IN THE PAPER I WILL GO TO JAIL

TAKE. OFF. YOUR. GI.

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Writer, parent, cripple, queer; worker, dancer. City dweller. Bicyclist. I love whiskey, tea, and cussing.

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