ffs why do you always start fighting over something when i’m reading
What I want to do:
Sit around on the couch, farting happily, and drinking more cider.
What I am going to do:
Go to the goddamned grocery store and buy a stupid ice cream cake.
Motherhood is nothing but sacrifice.
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Sure, I feel you so much on this, but mostly now I just want ice cream cake.