Dear Bitter Butch: Should I Admit My Celebrity Crush?

smiley-1709212_1280

Dear Bitter Butch

I have a huge crush on a celebrity. He is simply the most beautiful man I’ve ever laid on eyes on. And I’d like to send him a fan e-mail/message, just saying I think he’s very attractive, nothing more, but there are two problems. First, he’s not a huge celebrity, so there’s a decent chance he’ll interact with my message and/or me online. Second, he’s straight and I’m gay. Read more . . .

Read the rest of the letter and my answer at bitterempire.com.

Advertisements